coelasquid:

zombee:

ahahaHAHAHAAHA

whuuuuuuuuuuuut

Have a problem, find a solution

porcelain-horse-horselain:

 Not a god damn thing.

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

sundaymorningsunlight:

dyemelikeasunset:

Can we all just post this picture forever?

Reblogging This Forever

(Source: coconutdreamin)

vitamingummies:

finding out your internet friend lives near you

norsecest:

if i call you dude and you reply “i’m a girl” i will literally back flip out of the internet 

(Source: helwolf)

esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

(Source: poopflow)

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

the-arcane-lombax:

forever-pretty-awkward:

jackfrostswhore:

so-relatable:

1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.

He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.

2. Veruca Salt is greed.

She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.

3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.

She’s always boasting.

4. Mike Teavee is sloth.

He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV

5. Grandpa Joe is envy.

He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).

6. Charlie is lust.

Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.

7. … and Wonka is wrath.

He punishes everyone for their flaws.

my life is over now

My mind is blown

And there goes my sanity

(Source: youjustrealized)